I swear I watch other shows besides Roseanne...

“I think it looks good.”

“I think it looks good.”

The longer we don’t know what’s in Darlene’s head, the longer we don’t sleep in shifts. -Roseanne Conner

Is it wrong that I don’t think this particular sweater is THAT bad?

Is it wrong that I don’t think this particular sweater is THAT bad?

He’s making this expression because his hair is extra fluffy.

He’s making this expression because his hair is extra fluffy.

These shots are all from the same episode in a matter of 2 minutes…So. Much. Exaggeration. 

I seriously want to kill Becky every time I watch this episode.

I seriously want to kill Becky every time I watch this episode.

My name is Rebecca.

My name is Rebecca.

I think I’m going to start compiling some shots of Becky and the hideous faces she makes whilst acting…maybe even some of the FUG ensembles she wears as well. Here’s our first winner:

  • Jackie: Look what Fred gave me, says he can't stop thinking about my ears.
  • Roseanne: Well that's sweet isn't it, just what you want to hear from somebody who's seen you naked.
The Aftermath.

The Aftermath.